The Blurb

Belated Bye Bye

For those of you that don't know, belated means late. What I mean by that is that school is already over. I am at my house typing this up because I was bored and didn't know what to do. For those of you that don't know what Bye Bye means, you probably don't understand English, so you should get a translator.

You see, we would of had this done earlier, but things came up. Let me explain...

Me and the rest of the Wicked Awesome Nacho Hot dogs were preparing for a great rap, probably the greatest. The day before the last day of school was when we planned to shoot it. Then if we did it then you would of been noticed that we were leaving . But I was in a competition, an "Improve Off." Me and my group of comedians (NOT the Wicked Awesome Nacho Hot dogs, my other homies) had to think up a funny subject at lunch, so that day didn't work.

Then the last day of school was left... "Hey Bam Bam, can we shoot the rap today?" He replied, "Nope, it's Pizza day today at the school and I am hungry." Sadly he wasn't hungry for a fresh served rap.

There you have it. I would have made a homemade podcast for this, but I don't have the whatchamacallits to do that.

P.S. (It was great working with ya. I still have the password to the Blurb's edit page, so you may hear more from the Wicked Awesome Monkey Dude. But for now, this is it.)

Yours Truly,

The Wicked Awesome Monkey Dude

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GOTCHA!

Operation Condor was a successful prank on the pregnant lady. You don't know this so we thought you should know, now that it is over. Our Math/Science teacher, Mrs. Nematode, was heavy duty pregnant. So, the most we could do was raise some money for a baby shower.

But we weren't about to do it the way the normal people would of done it.

We told everyone that the money we were raising was going to some ugly bird called the California Condor. Well, it wasn't true. It all went to our beloved teacher, Mrs. Nematode.

Sorry we didn't tell you the truth, but we couldn't risk our other teacher looking on the Blurb, then the fun would be spoiled. And having spoiled fun is like having a Wii controller but no Wii system.

P.S. (Mrs. Nematode succesfuly gave birth, the baby safe and sound.)

P.S.S.(Mrs. Nematode succesfuly gave birth on my birthday... OH YEAH!)

Yours Truly,

The Wicked Awesome Monkey Dude